So tonight? I put my kids to bed and within a quarter of an hour, we were all back up, one in the bath, in a house completely covered in vomit. Projectile. This is what it is like to have kids. My son is not sick. He is happy and healthy. And sometimes he puts something disgusting in his mouth and later voids it. All over my sofa and rug and self. So I clean it up and move on.