Song of the Day No. 26

Random fragments:

I.

Rock so hard that their
Heads will explode!

II.

Animated crap stew
Slap crated west main

Key Rice!
Key Rice!

III.

Once I met a friendly sprite
Flying round just like a kite
She landed on a barn
And with a ball of yarn
Made a puppy who could bark but never bite

IV.

I've got an on/off switch and a candlestick
A third grade witch and a bag of tricks
Don't underestimate them
That would be a grave mistake

V.

He's under the weather
Don't bother him
He's under the weather
Leave him alone

There's pressure on his head
Sinuses are feeling clogged
His limbs are moving slowly
He is living in a fog

VI.

You think it's good to be obnoxious
I'm inclined to disagree
Where is your tact?
Where is your tact?
You never think before you act
Where is your tact?

Song of the Day No. 25

Mini Mike was a squirrely guy
He had buck teeth and one crossed eye
He only stood three pumpkins high
And green eyed girls'd make him cry

Silly Sally fled the valley
Where her fam'ly's at
Then she moved into an alley
With all the homeless cats

CHORUS:
One buck-a, two buck-a
Three buck-a, four
Five buck-a, six buck-a
Seven buck-a, score!

Corny Connie told bad jokes
She lives in a shack with her folks
A deck of cards is in her spokes
And when she laughs she always chokes

Donnie Diamond loves a rhymin'
Every time he tries to speak
With better timin' you'd see him climbin'
The charts's very highest peak

CHORUS

Song of the Day No. 24

An anthem for a 'serious' rock band:

We're not here for the groupies
We're not here for the drugs
We're not here for the alcohol
We are here for the love

We have come to save the world
We have come to save the world

We're not here for the money
We're not here for the fame
We're not here to be recognized
This is all a big game

We have come to save the world
We have come to save the world

Song of the Day No. 23

I've fallen so far behind
In my body and my mind
Now I need a little time
To relax and unwind
Straighten out my spine
Then I'm feeling pretty fine
Let the sun come out and shine
As I'm floating on the brine
Of the sea, dark as wine
But the waves are unkind
And the sharks are keen to dine
In total there are nine
All arranged in a line
I'm looking for a sign
Or a Dionysian vine

Song of the Day No. 23

Da-
Da da, da-da-da-da
Da da.

Da-
Da da, da-da-da-da
Da.

Da da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Da;

Da da, da-da-da-da
Da.

This is an instrumental. I have decided only to notate the melody above.

Song of the Day No. 22

Don't take your eyes off the blade
Until the spinning ceases
Don't take your eyes off the blade
You might end up in pieces

Round and round it go whoa whoas
We have found it throw whoa whoas
Hot metal shards all over you
Hot metal shards all over you

A simple A-B chorus/verse form that will be played through 3 times and then be over, all in less than 2 minutes.

James

Song of the Day No. 21

You belong in prison
You belong behind bars
You made a real bad decision
Stealing other people's cars

You are a very naughty person
With an attitude to match
Your crimes will only worsen
If the police fail to catch
-You

You complain the law is on your back
But you won't stop drivin' drunk
You refuse to leave the outlaw track
And all that crystal meth in your trunk

You're a convict and you know it
Do you really hafta show it?
You're a convict and you
Oughta be locked up

You belong in prison
You should be in a cage
Washing dishes in the kitchen
Earning a prison wage