I was a taste-tester for a cream puff factory
I had to verify that the cream was satisfactory
One day the cream caused discontent
In the assembly line there was a disconnect
The cream wasn't white, it was yellowish-brown
It made me gag, not just frown
I told the workers to hit it on the double
"If you keep this up, your sales are in trouble!"
Long story short, they found a certain worker
Had taken a nap instead of adding powdered sugar
This story has a moral and this is it
Don't be a lazy ass or your cream will taste like $#!+